lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE MESS UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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weirdteenblogger:

THESE GIRLS MET MR MOSEBY AT A TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER

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niknak79:

He gets into his shows
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redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
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just-wanna-travel:

Antarctica
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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

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dennys:

"Mmmmmmm." - Michael, age 42
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